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Attention Male Akronites

Tuesday, August 11, 2009


Now that summer is finally here, I'd like to lay down the law about something very important. I believe that 90 degrees is the temperature where it is permissible for a man, out in public, to remove his shirt. But there are some ground rules:

  1. You must have your shirt in your possession. Don't leave your house without a shirt. That's just creepy.
  2. You must be exerting yourself in some manner - Walking, painting a fence, running. Eating a burrito does not count.
  3. You must be within your weight range. This is important. No exceptions.

Thank You.

posted by Rocky
8:30 AM

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