Perhaps it is the long winter, the 3-yr-old, the 104% business growth, the lupus, or my inability to ever relax . . . But regardless, I am jazzed about getting away. To anywhere.
That's why we're off to Castaway Bay in Sandusky. I know people always think I'm nuts going to these borderline white trash family destinations, but I'm telling you, if your kid is happy, you are happy. No matter what sweaty, mascot-wearing pedophile is hugging him at the Breakfast Buffet. You don't care because you're sipping coffee and enjoying the muffin leisurely as he stares, high fives, hugs, and kisses that bacteria infested costume.
This is what people are talking about when they say children, "Change Everything." Everything including what travel destination you would label an ideal "weekend getaway."
That's why we're off to Castaway Bay in Sandusky. I know people always think I'm nuts going to these borderline white trash family destinations, but I'm telling you, if your kid is happy, you are happy. No matter what sweaty, mascot-wearing pedophile is hugging him at the Breakfast Buffet. You don't care because you're sipping coffee and enjoying the muffin leisurely as he stares, high fives, hugs, and kisses that bacteria infested costume.
This is what people are talking about when they say children, "Change Everything." Everything including what travel destination you would label an ideal "weekend getaway."
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